my wit is sharp tonight, i’ll protect you,

c: i am scared to go outside what with the stabber abound…

e: we haven’t any time for cry babies!

c: ow…

moments later…

e: ahhhh!!!

c: what?! oh my god!

e: i thought that crack was a step, and i thought instead of walking i was falling…

c: you scared the crap out of me!