new and better friends (needed),
c: i was just invited out to dinner with the girls from my program..
e: oh that is nice, included in the babysitters club once again…
c: but it was a crappy invite.
e: that isn’t crappy, you are just being critical because she didn’t say, “in honour of your existence, brilliance, charm, beauty, and amazing friendship abilities i would like for you to join us this evening!”
c: but she said, “but we are going out for burgers, so i understand if you don’t want to come.”
e: okay that is rude. take your burgers and shove it!
c: that is like me texting H and saying, “i’d really love to see you, would you love to join me and the babysitters club for a meal at glutens-r-us?”
e: rude! where are they going? burger heaven? milestones? the keg? why even say that? i am sure wherever they are going sells salads…
c: what is the babysitters club and why do you call them that even?
e: i imagine they are the babysitters club because they babysit their professor’s children, and they seem young and catty, and there is that book series for tweens called the babysitters club, and it is lame.
c: they are going to chucks the burger place on locke. i’d rather not be handing money over to a place that broils 100 cows a day and probably flips my frozen veggie patty with the same spatula and be there eating it surrounded by dead cow bums on a bun.
e: agreed, i didn’t know they were going to upchuck this burger i just are with ecoli. it was like the time in the not so distant past of last week when my mother asked me if i was coming home for dinner because she made beef stew. it was one of the single most rude things anyone has done without intending to, but i hardly gave a shit because it wasn’t a surprise.
c: it was annoying that she kept offering joel steak, presuming a meal without meat wasn’t substantial enough for him, even though he kept saying no.
e: oh i know, she is always so overly concerned with what they want for dinner and because i am a vegetarian, i have become an afterthought.
c: how sad.
e: first world problem.
e: let go of the babysitters club, and embrace the oddballs, such as me.
c: i do embrace you.
